Direttamente da soadfans:
After President Bush refuses to allow Serj to streak at the next debate, Serj and company have decided to take a picture of Daron's father Vartan's boob (left) and enlarge and paste it on the side of the White House. This is NOT A JOKE.
Serj expressed his dismay at not being able to dangle his dingle by saying, "Bush is jealous...[he] doesn't have any balls while I DO!". He added, "Bush is a jubblie head".
Now Serj has hired Daron to drug his own father! Serj demands that Daron "knock him out and make a copy of his boobie!(left)" Both Shavo and John have expressed their dismay at Serj's poor discision making and Shavo has told reporters that "Bush isn't a jubblie head...SERJ IS!". Shavo's massive beard adds in a high pitched voice, "shave me!"
We next asked Vartan if he knew about the plot. He said, "It won't matter...I donated my jubblies to Shavo". Shavo denies this but John insists that he's seen THE BEARD OF SHAVO drink from them. "He's breastfeeding the d*** beard. It's getting so f***ing huge! One time I was f***ing sleeping and the d*** thing sleep s*** on my pillow!"
The beard does admit that he sleep s***s, but denies doing that on John's pillow. On a lighter note (d#) we will add that the boob is expected to be posted by early December.
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John Dolmayan, System Of A Down's drummer