Raw del 16 aprile

The Rock is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was out there to call Ric Flair some names. Because nothing says bad ass like name calling.

Bill Goldberg vs Tyson Tomko and Chris Master

Chop hits Goldberg...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Bodyslam by Tomko. Tomko \ Master whip Goldberg into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lifting DDT by Chris Master. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Master \ Tomko whip Goldberg into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Chris Master, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Powerslam from Bill Goldberg on Tomko. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Master backdrops Bill Goldberg out of a piledriver attempt. Thrown slam by Chris Master. Master \ Tomko whip Goldberg into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. 1 - 2 - kick out. Bill Goldberg, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Bill Goldberg scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Chris Master can barely stand. Here it comes - Jackhammer. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Simon Dean is walking backstage, when he suddenly stops and looks around. He walks over and looks behind some crates. He suddenly ducks, just in time to avoid a chair shot to the head. Simon Dean grabs the mystery attacker and drags him out from hiding. It is Frankie Kazarian, who Simon Dean beats to the floor. Frankie Kazarian manages to get free and runs off, leaving Simon Dean looking on in anger

Test vs Bubba Ray Dudley

Thrown slam by Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Test powers out of a Bubba Ray Dudley headlock. Bubba takes a headbutt from Test. Test with a spinning neckbreaker on Bubba. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Death valley driver by Test, Bubba Ray Dudley got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Rude Awakening on Bubba Ray Dudley by Test. Bubba blocks a kick from Test. Massive backbreaker, Test got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lifting DDT by Bubba Ray Dudley. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Flying shoulder tackle by Bubba sends Test to the mat. Bubba Ray Dudley fires off some right and left hands. Test counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big clothesline on Bubba. Powerbomb on Bubba. Bubba Ray Dudley is in trouble. Big Boot! 1....2....3. Test climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

D-Von Dudley vs Lance Storm

D-Von hits a right hand. Storm reverses a waistlock. D-Von walks into a high dropkick from Lance Storm. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Lance Storm, D-Von might be dead. Cover, but there's no one to count for Lance Storm. Storm only gets knees on a splash. Running knee lift from D-Von Dudley. Spear by D-Von Dudley. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Death valley driver by D-Von Dudley, Lance Storm got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Storm reverses a waistlock. D-Von takes a rana from Lance Storm. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. D-Von counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. D-Von Dudley moves in for the kill. Dudleyville Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! D-Von Dudley goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Jacqueline is in the ring. Out from the back comes Trish Stratus. She climbs in and they trade insults. As Jacquie turns around, Trish Stratus attacks, and floors her. Grabbing the hair, she proceeds to beat away on Jacqueline, leaving her down and hurt on the canvas.

Two Dudes With Attitudes vs RVD and Christian

Christian takes a headbutt from Kevin Nash. Nash slams Christian down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels. Kevin Nash scoops up Christian. HBK bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Big dropkick by Shawn Michaels. Christian blocks a kick from Shawn Michaels. Weird kick by Christian on HBK. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag to Rob Van Dam. Massive backbreaker, HBK got planted. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. RVD uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Rob Van Dam misses a clothesline. RVD eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. HBK tags out to Kevin Nash. RVD takes a headbutt from Kevin Nash. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Christian. Big clothesline on Christian. Christian can barely stand. Jacknife Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Joanie Laurer comes running down and slides into the ring. She attempts to single-handedly take on RVD and Christian, but is soon beaten down to the mat. They set her up and nail the 5-Star Frog Splash...DDT! Joanie Laurer has been destroyed!

We see Batista warming up backstage.

The Rock and Booker T vs Batista and Ric Flair

Rock gets slammed. Batista with a spinning neckbreaker on Rock. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Batista and Ric Flair. Batista \ Flair whip Rock into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. 1 - 2 - kick out. Rock takes a vertical suplex. The Rock, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. The Rock hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag to Booker T. Full nelson on Flair...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Running knee lift from Booker T. Flair ducks a wild right hand. Booker gets squashed in the corner with an arm to the face. Tag between Ric Flair and Batista. Batista slams Booker T. Booker tags out to The Rock. Big clothesline on Rock. The Rock is in trouble. Batista Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Batista \ Flair go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that at RAW Bad Blood we will see Ric Flair and The Rock fight one on one.

Overall Ratings:71%