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Il Guelfo
00Wednesday, November 16, 2005 2:01 PM
Last week I was asked to tell a few interesting stories about HER in a questionnaire...Here my answers.

Massive BON JOVI fan, practically wets herself every time the guy appears on TV.

Oh the stories I could tell…

1. Saw an add for the Morgan Freeman narrated movie about Penguins that’s due out. Thousands of Penguins walking in line and she’s sitting next to me in the cinema and says in amazement “how do they make them do that??”
I’m staring in amazement not at the cinema screen but at her ( I’m a child of the BBC –Wildlife on One, Discovery etc., so it’s nothing new to me, she grew up watching Dawson’s Creek and overdubbed in Italian, need I say more?)
So to top it all off she says, “Do they use CGI (computer generated) to get them to do those things??

2.Follows the impending Car Crash Saga of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise with far too much interest, can’t get over the fact that Katie Holmes is not Joey Potter trying to sleep her way to the top to get Dawson a career break.

3.She’s a tour guide, so we were lying in bed one time and I was eating a Melon
and she was reading Bridget Jones again. So I says “ You know in Australia, everything goes haywire cos the World is upside right, like for instance the toilet flushes the other way?” and she says “Yeah it’s weird”, so I says and bare in mind she is a Tour Guide “ Well you know in Australia the call Melons, Lemons and Lemons, Melons is that weird or what?” And without even thinking the girl, sweet innocent Angel that she is turns to me in shock and disbelief and says “But that’s not fair on Tourists!!!???” she kept it going and so did I, “They should change it that’s so stupid I’m not going to go there, what kind of crazy Country is that, can they not catch up with the rest of us!!!!!” I had to bite my lip so hard to stop laughing.

I swear to you all the above is true, I am not making this up, I couldn’t, it’s too crazy!!!! [SM=g27825]
plaintive reverie
00Wednesday, November 16, 2005 2:35 PM

Massive BON JOVI fan, practically wets herself every time the guy appears on TV.

00Wednesday, November 16, 2005 2:53 PM
La Shamrock80 più segreta! [SM=g27828] Go on Guelfo! [SM=g27811] [SM=g27828]
00Wednesday, November 16, 2005 3:19 PM
Who said Irish males are fair?

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00Wednesday, November 16, 2005 11:55 PM
They are. NOT.

Especially one of them who insists in calling me "sweetheart"


AOC :)

[Modificato da OConnor 16/11/2005 23.55]

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