Come il culo ti fa ribaltare la situazione.

Begin 1-on-1 battle: Gon vs. Hoobastank[MPGT2]!
Gon sent out FlyingGon (FLYGON M L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Alakazam (ALAKAZAM M L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used ICE PUNCH!
It's super effective!
Gon's FLYGON fainted! (Gon: 5 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 6)

Ebbene si.

Gon withdrew FLYGON!
Gon sent out MaleOrFemale (ALAKAZAM F L100)!
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Gon's ALAKAZAM used CALM MIND!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's SP. ATK rose!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's SP. DEF rose!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used ICE PUNCH!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's health fell to 73%!

No, Calm Mind no!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew ALAKAZAM!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Regice (REGICE L100)!
Gon's ALAKAZAM used CALM MIND!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's SP. ATK rose!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's SP. DEF rose!
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Gon's ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
A critical hit!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE's health fell to 12%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE used THUNDER!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's health fell to 49%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE's health rose to 18%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE used PROTECT!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE protected itself!
Gon's ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE protected itself!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE's health rose to 25%!
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Gon's ALAKAZAM used FIRE PUNCH!
It's super effective!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s REGICE fainted! (Gon: 5 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 5)

;_;

Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew REGICE!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Dodrio (DODRIO M L100)!
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Gon withdrew ALAKAZAM!
Gon sent out Koishinju (WEEZING M L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s DODRIO used TRI ATTACK!
Gon's WEEZING's health fell to 75%!
Gon's WEEZING's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's WEEZING's health rose to 81%!

I was expecting you to Quick Attack
I don't have QA

Ed era una clamorosa bugia, che speravo tornasse utile in futuro.
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Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew DODRIO!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Alakazam (ALAKAZAM M L100)!
Gon's WEEZING used WILL-O-WISP!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM was burned!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM's SYNCHRONIZE burned Gon's WEEZING!
Gon's WEEZING's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's WEEZING's health rose to 87%!
Gon's WEEZING is hurt by its burn!
Gon's WEEZING's health fell to 74%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM is hurt by its burn!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM's health fell to 87%!

Sto seriamente pensando di mettergli la Lum sulla Petaya.
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Gon withdrew WEEZING!
Gon sent out Bougyo (CLAYDOL L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
It's not very effective...
Gon's CLAYDOL's health fell to 80%!
Gon's CLAYDOL's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health rose to 86%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM is hurt by its burn!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM's health fell to 75%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used ICE PUNCH!
It's super effective!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health fell to 43%!
Gon's CLAYDOL used LIGHT SCREEN!
Gon's team's LIGHT SCREEN raised SP. DEF!
Gon's CLAYDOL's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health rose to 50%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM is hurt by its burn!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM's health fell to 62%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew ALAKAZAM!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Milotic (MILOTIC M L100)!
Gon's CLAYDOL used EARTHQUAKE!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health fell to 73%!
Gon's CLAYDOL's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health rose to 56%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 79%!
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Gon withdrew CLAYDOL!
Gon sent out Kaihikari (LANTURN F L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used SURF!
It's not very effective...
Gon's LANTURN's health fell to 91%!
Gon's LANTURN's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's LANTURN's health rose to 98%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 86%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew MILOTIC!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Ninetales (NINETALES M L100)!
Gon's LANTURN used TOXIC!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES is badly poisoned!
Gon's LANTURN's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's LANTURN's health rose to 100%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES is hurt by poison!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's health fell to 94%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES used HIDDEN POWER!
It's super effective!
Gon's LANTURN's health fell to 85%!
Gon's LANTURN used SURF!
It's super effective!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's health fell to 14%!
Gon's team's LIGHT SCREEN wore off!
Gon's LANTURN's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's LANTURN's health rose to 92%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's health rose to 20%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES is hurt by poison!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's health fell to 8%!
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Gon withdrew LANTURN!
Gon sent out Koishinju (WEEZING M L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES used WILL-O-WISP!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's attack missed!
Gon's WEEZING's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's WEEZING's health rose to 80%!
Gon's WEEZING is hurt by its burn!
Gon's WEEZING's health fell to 68%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES's health rose to 14%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES is hurt by poison!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s NINETALES fainted! (Gon: 5 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 4)

Si, sono una sega.

Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew NINETALES!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Alakazam (ALAKAZAM M L100)!
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Gon withdrew WEEZING!
Gon sent out Bougyo (CLAYDOL L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used ICE PUNCH!
It's super effective!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health fell to 9%!
Gon's CLAYDOL's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health rose to 15%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM is hurt by its burn!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM's health fell to 50%!
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Gon withdrew CLAYDOL!
Gon sent out Kaihikari (LANTURN F L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used ICE PUNCH!
It's not very effective...
Gon's LANTURN's health fell to 81%!
Gon's LANTURN's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's LANTURN's health rose to 87%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM is hurt by its burn!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM's health fell to 38%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
Gon's LANTURN's health fell to 44%!
Gon's LANTURN used SURF!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s ALAKAZAM fainted! (Gon: 5 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 3)

Le cose si mettono male.

Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew ALAKAZAM!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Dodrio (DODRIO M L100)!
Gon's LANTURN's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's LANTURN's health rose to 50%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s DODRIO used TRI ATTACK!
Gon's LANTURN's health fell to 8%!
Gon's LANTURN used THUNDERBOLT!
It's super effective!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s DODRIO fainted! (Gon: 5 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 2)

Peccato.

Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew DODRIO!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Milotic (MILOTIC M L100)!
Gon's LANTURN's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's LANTURN's health rose to 14%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 92%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used SURF!
It's not very effective...
Gon's LANTURN fainted! (Gon: 4 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 2)

Muori, maledetto.

Gon withdrew LANTURN!
Gon sent out Koishinju (WEEZING M L100)!
Gon's WEEZING's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's WEEZING's health rose to 74%!
Gon's WEEZING is hurt by its burn!
Gon's WEEZING's health fell to 62%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 98%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used SURF!
Gon's WEEZING's health fell to 4%!
Gon's WEEZING used EXPLOSION!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health fell to 45%!
Gon's WEEZING fainted! (Gon: 3 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 2)

Merda, il 4%.

Gon withdrew WEEZING!
Gon sent out MaleOrFemale (ALAKAZAM F L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 51%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew MILOTIC!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Aggron (AGGRON M L100)!
Gon's ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
It's not very effective...
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s AGGRON's health fell to 61%!
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Gon withdrew ALAKAZAM!
Gon sent out Bougyo (CLAYDOL L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s AGGRON used EARTHQUAKE!
Gon's CLAYDOL makes GROUND moves miss with LEVITATE!
Gon's CLAYDOL's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health rose to 22%!
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Gon's CLAYDOL used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super effective!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s AGGRON fainted! (Gon: 3 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 1)

Lol.Speravo che mi partisse la Quick Claw.

Hoobastank[MPGT2] withdrew AGGRON!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] sent out Milotic (MILOTIC M L100)!
Gon's CLAYDOL's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Gon's CLAYDOL's health rose to 28%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 58%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used SURF!
It's super effective!
Gon's CLAYDOL fainted! (Gon: 2 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 1)

Iniziate a fare attenzione.

Gon withdrew CLAYDOL!
Gon sent out Kawaryuu (GYARADOS M L100)!
Gon's GYARADOS's INTIMIDATE cuts Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's ATTACK!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 64%!
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Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used ICE BEAM!
Gon's GYARADOS's health fell to 76%!
Gon's GYARADOS used DRAGON DANCE!
Gon's GYARADOS's ATTACK rose!
Gon's GYARADOS's SPEED rose!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 70%!

E'la fine.

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Gon's GYARADOS used DRAGON DANCE!
Gon's GYARADOS's ATTACK rose!
Gon's GYARADOS's SPEED rose!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used ICE BEAM!
Gon's GYARADOS's health fell to 52%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 76%!

Non ho speranze...

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Gon's GYARADOS used DRAGON DANCE!
Gon's GYARADOS's ATTACK rose!
Gon's GYARADOS's SPEED rose!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used ICE BEAM!
Gon's GYARADOS's health fell to 31%!
Gon's GYARADOS was frozen solid!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 83%!

WAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Gon's GYARADOS is frozen solid!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used ICE BEAM!
Gon's GYARADOS's health fell to 10%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 89%!
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Gon's GYARADOS is frozen solid!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used ICE BEAM!
Gon's GYARADOS fainted! (Gon: 1 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 1)

Ebbene si.

Gon withdrew GYARADOS!
Gon sent out MaleOrFemale (ALAKAZAM F L100)!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 95%!
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Gon's ALAKAZAM used CALM MIND!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's SP. ATK rose!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's SP. DEF rose!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used SURF!
Gon's ALAKAZAM's health fell to 7%!

Spiacente amico, il tuo show finisce qui.

Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's LEFTOVERS restored its HP a little!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health rose to 100%!
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Gon's ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC's health fell to 51%!
Hoobastank[MPGT2]'s MILOTIC used SURF!
Gon's ALAKAZAM fainted! (Gon: 0 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 1)
Gon is out of usable Pokemon!
Hoobastank[MPGT2] won the game.
Final score: Gon: 0 - Hoobastank[MPGT2]: 1
Log number: 32

Il mio culo è più potente di qualsiasi altra arma al mondo.E vi comunico che dopo mi ha chiesto un rematch, e gli ho freezato al primo turno due pokes ( ho endato la prima, lo ri freezato al primo turno nella seconda e a quel punto abbiamo continuato perchè si vede che era cul...destino. )

P.s. Vi prego di non iniziare a pianger tipo "COn quel culo vinceva chiunque" o robe del genere perchè il topic non è "La mia fantastica battle" ma è proprio "Il mio fantastico culo".

:°DD
Ho visto di peggio, ma anche questa è bellissima :°D

Beh, non è così eccezionale... Gli hai frozenato un pokèmon alla penultima occasione, è raro ma succede... Anche Dada mi aveva congelato Girafarig quando non lo poteva più fermare, mica però mi ci sono arrabbiato tanto :o (Soprattutto perchè ho rimesso Girafarig mentre faceva FBlast e lo ho fatto scongelare, e dopo un po' Girafarig ha fatto una strage, ma succede )
Povero Gon, però... Mi starebbe anche simpatico, e voi lo trattate così ;_;

Tranquillo IC, la differenza tra il senso dei tuoi topic e quelli di SDC si nota a due miglia di distanza, sebbene entrambi vinciate con culo.
Comunque, mi dispiace per quel poveraccio di Gon, ma io mi sono trovato anche in situazioni peggiori.. -_-