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Corum(bG)
00lunedì 19 dicembre 2005 23:47

Samoa Joe's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Samoa Joe does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Samoa Joe is pain.

If you see Samoa Joe, he can see you. If you can't see Samoa Joe, you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Samoa Joe.

A blind man once stepped on Samoa Joe's shoe. Joe replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Samoa Joe, bitch!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal enzuigiri delivered by Samoa Joe.

When Samoa Joe sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a video of his match with Kenta Kobashi. Samoa Joe has not had to pay taxes ever.

Samoa Joe once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Samoa Joe and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Samoa Joe is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

Someone once tried to tell Samoa Joe that Ole kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

If you look in a mirror and say "Joe" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Samoa Joe without buying a ticket.

The quickest way to a Low-Ki's heart is with Samoa Joe's fist.

When Samoa Joe's **** hits the fan, the fan breaks.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Samoa Joe allows to live.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Samoa Joe could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Samoa Joe can divide by zero.

You are what you eat. That is why Samoa Joe's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Samoa Joe has been there, in which case the grass is probrably soaked with blood and tears.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Samoa Joe punched himself in the face.

Samoa Joe invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Colt Cabana invented pink.

The last man who made eye contact with Samoa Joe was Ray Charles.

Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Samoa Joe.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Samoa Joe.

When creating the alphabet, Samoa Joe placed the letters J, O, and E in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

Samoa Joe coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

Samoa Joe was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Samoa Joe was walking at the time.

Samoa Joe puts the laughter in manslaughter.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Samoa Joe is going to walk.

Samoa JOe does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Samoa Joe goes killing.


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Dark+Schneider
00martedì 20 dicembre 2005 00:10
Re:

Scritto da: Corum(bG) 19/12/2005 23.47
Samoa Joe invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Colt Cabana invented pink.



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Minchia Colt Cabana [SM=x772952] [SM=x772952]


Dark is afraid of Samoa Joe



Hey non è vero!
The Axe Murderer
00martedì 20 dicembre 2005 00:18
Come ho già scritto da qualche altra parte:

"You are what you eat. That is why Samoa Joe's diet consists entirely of pigs, hams, and barrels filled with lard. "


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axl82
00martedì 20 dicembre 2005 13:35
eh???? [SM=g27833]
Jack Phoenix Manhwa
00martedì 20 dicembre 2005 14:59
che pattonata [SM=x772963] [SM=x772963] [SM=x772963] [SM=x772963]
Fedayn79
00martedì 20 dicembre 2005 16:19
Re:

Scritto da: The Axe Murderer 20/12/2005 0.18
Come ho già scritto da qualche altra parte:

"You are what you eat. That is why Samoa Joe's diet consists entirely of pigs, hams, and barrels filled with lard. "


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auauahuahahu.
Però cmq è un grande. Lardoso quanto volete ma raramente ho visto gente colpire con calcioni così stiff. Roba assurda! [SM=g27831]
Il suo match con Aj è stato un piccolo capolavoro.
Mi riferisco all'ultimo (l'unico serio di Samoa Joe che ho visto).

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Canadian Destroyer
00mercoledì 21 dicembre 2005 13:27
Per me Samoa Joe nel tempo libero fa lo chef... [SM=g27828]
Dark+Schneider
00mercoledì 21 dicembre 2005 17:23
Re: Re:

Scritto da: Fedayn79 20/12/2005 16.19

auauahuahahu.
Però cmq è un grande. Lardoso quanto volete ma raramente ho visto gente colpire con calcioni così stiff. Roba assurda! [SM=g27831]
Il suo match con Aj è stato un piccolo capolavoro.
Mi riferisco all'ultimo (l'unico serio di Samoa Joe che ho visto).

[Modificato da Fedayn79 20/12/2005 16.20]




Beh beh...Joe è, a conti fatti, un grande, grandissimo wrestler. Prima ero scettico anche dopo aver visto match definiti da tutti grandissimi (tipo l'orrendo match del cambio di titolo con Austin Aries)

Sta di fatto che in TNA ha alzato il livello del suo work in maniera incredibile, regalando in pochi mesi una manciata di scontri veramente micidiali

Tajiri comunque colpiva più stiff in ECW [SM=g27827]:
Steve Lombardi
00mercoledì 21 dicembre 2005 21:48
Samoa Joe mi piace un botto... però continuo a preferire AJ Styles (ok, son cose diverse) però in assoluto è lui il mio idolo in TNA... seguito da Captain Charisma.

Ah, ovviamente verranno tutti soppiantati quando apparirà lui...

Who's afraid of the BIG... BLACK... BAT !!!

Non importa se vecchio, rincoglionito e zoppo... [SM=x772952] [SM=x772952] [SM=x772952]
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