Mi sto documentando,
in effetti i Norvegesi non erano intenzionati ad invadere l'Inghilterra ma a preservare il dominio sulle isole Shetland e Orcadi che la politica degli ultimi reggenti Scozzesi minacciava di sottrargli; da qui la cosiddetta "Norwegian-Scottish war" :
"When Alexander III of Scotland turned 21 in 1262 and became of age he declared his intentions of continuing the aggressive policy his father had begun towards the western and northern isles. This had been put on hold when his father had died 13 years earlier. Alexander sent a formal demand to the Norwegian King Håkon Håkonsson.
Norway had after decades of civil war achieved stability and grown to be a substantial nation with influence in Europe and the potential to be a powerful force in war. With this as a background King Håkon rejected all demands from the Scottish. The Norwegians regard all the islands in the North Sea as part of the Norwegian Realm. To put more weight on his answer King Harald activated the leidang and set off from Norway in a fleet which is said to have been the largest ever assembled in Norway. The fleet met up in Breideyarsund (probably today's Bressay Sound) before the king and his men sailed for Scotland and made landfall on Isle of Arran. The aim was to conduct negotiations with the large army as a backup.
Alexander III drew out all negotiations while he patiently waited for the autumn storms to set in. Finally, after tiresome diplomatic talks, King Håkon lost his patience and decided to attack. At the same time a large storm set in which destroyed several of his ships and kept others from making landfall. The Battle of Largs in October 1263 was not decisive and both parties claimed victory, but King Håkon Håkonsson's position was hopeless. On 5 October he returned to the Orkneys with a discontented army where he died of a fever on 17 December 1263. His death halted any further Norwegian expansion in Scotland."
Se non si sfocia in una rappresentazione futuristica di The Viking Invasion e a patto che la fazione Norvegese non risulti un miserevole clone dei vicini Danesi, la cosa potrebbe effettivamente funzionare.
"Aspetta ! Gli uomini su quella barca chi sono ?!"
"Normanni ! Venitemi tutti dietro e fate silenzio !"
"Perchè ? Sono pericolosi ?"
"Dipende ! Forse ci lasceranno stare, o forse ci ammazzeranno tutti !"
Il 13° Guerriero
"Italiano del cazzo, puzza d'aglio, terrone sfollato, pizzaiolo, mangiaspaghetti, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, O sole mio, coglione e neppure sai cantare !"
"i meridionali infatti seguitano a vivere in quartieri diversi dai padani, frequentano posti diversi e fanno lavori diversi. ovvero non si sono mai mischiati con i padani, salvo rare eccezioni.
NOI NON FAREMO LO STESSO SBAGLI DEI NOSTRI AVI di allearci con roma."
Anonimo leghista di youtube
Risposta : "Guarda che la gente scopa a differenza tua."
