Raw post Backlash

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Venis and Storm and The Dudley Boyz fight in a tag team match.

The Rock is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he was out there to call Batista some names. Because nothing says bad ass like name calling.

WWE Hardcore:Test vs Chris Jericho vs Chris Master vs Rob Van Dam

Test slams Chris Master. Big backdrop on Master, executed well. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Test walks into a trip. Tag between Chris Master and Chris Jericho. Kick by Chris Jericho...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Jericho whips Test into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Test walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chris Jericho. Test takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. Test backdrops Chris Jericho out of a piledriver attempt. Test tags out to Rob Van Dam. Super frankenthingy on Jericho, who hit hard. DDT by Rob Van Dam. Chris Jericho takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Flying elbow from Chris Jericho. Back heel kick off the second rope, RVD goes down. 1 - 2 - 3. Chris Jericho pinned RVD. Chris Master fires off some right and left hands. Flying shoulder tackle by Master sends Jericho to the mat. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Master hits a piledriver on Chris Jericho. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Jericho blocks a punch. Springboard dropkick from Chris Jericho...that looked pretty cool. Jericho tags out to Test. Master walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 3. Test pins Master. Jericho gets slammed. Jericho blocks a kick from Test. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Jericho only gets knees on a splash. Flying shoulder tackle by Test sends Jericho to the mat. Test moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Test Drive. 1....2...3, it's finished.

No.1 Contender WWE Women's:Jacqueline vs Lita vs Stacy Keibler vs Jazz

Weak bodyslam on Stacy by Jazz. Jazz strikes Stacy Keibler. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Powerslam from Jazz on Stacy. Stacy reverses a waistlock. Kick from Stacy, which really missed. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Big clothesline from Stacy. 1 - 2 - kick out. Stacy Keibler misses a clothesline. Jazz hits a right hand on Lita. Tag to Lita. Lita hits a spinning back kick. Lita hits a high kick on Lita. Stacy takes a chop from Lita. Lita blasts Stacy with a crap kick. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Tag to Jacqueline. Jacquie slams Stacy Keibler down. Jacqueline nearly ends the career of Stacy with a screwed up german suplex. Thousands of geeks worldwide will be downloading that MPEG tomorrow, guaranteed. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Jacqueline hits a right hand on Stacy Keibler. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerslam from Jacqueline on Stacy. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Stacy tags out to Jazz. Jazz hits a stump piledriver on Jacqueline, but messed it up. Big kick from Jazz. Jazz hits a right hand on Jacqueline. Jacqueline ducks a clothesline attempt. Jacquie DDTs Jazz. Jacqueline moves in for the kill. Martial Arts Kick! 1....2....3.

No. 1 Contender World Heavyweight:Batista vs The Rock vs Goldberg

The Rock strikes Batista. The Rock strikes Bill Goldberg. The Rock misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Back elbow connects, Rock staggers backward. Bill Goldberg hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Bill Goldberg takes a right hand to the temple from Rock. Goldberg powers out of a headlock. Batista \ Goldberg whip Rock into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Rock walks into a slammy shoulder thing. Bill Goldberg hits a right hand on Batista. Batista reverses a waistlock. Thrown slam by Batista. Ric Flair comes running down the aisle and into the ring! The Rock turns around. Ric Flair drops Rock to the canvas. Ric Flair quickly locks on the Figure Four Leglock! Flair leaves the ring, the damage done! 1 - 2 - 3. Batista pins Rock.

RVD and Christian are walking backstage, when D-X come out of nowhere and attack. They destroy RVD and Christian, and leave them down on the concrete floor, hurt.

The Rock is backstage. I wasn't really paying attention at this point, as i was looking for some beer. From what i picked up, he was talking trash about Batista.

World Heavyweight:Booker T vs Ric Flair

Chop hits Flair...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Ric Flair ducks a clothesline attempt. Lame kick from Flair. Booker reverses an irish whip...and Ric Flair runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Ric Flair turns Booker inside-out with a clothesline. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Booker backdrops Ric Flair out of a piledriver attempt. Big backdrop on Flair, executed well. Full nelson on Flair...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Lifting DDT by Booker T. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Flair reverses a Booker T hammerlock. Flair hits a stump piledriver on Booker T, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Flair walks into a trip. Booker T moves in for the kill. Scissors Kick! 1....2....3. The Rock comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! The Rock spins Flair around. The Rock hits the Rock Bottom! Ric Flair has been left down on the canvas.

Two Dudes With Attitudes vs RVD and Christian

Running knee lift from Kevin Nash. Full nelson on Christian...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag between Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels. Two Dudes With Attitudes whip Christian into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Thrown slam by Shawn Michaels. 1 - 2 - kick out. Suplex by Shawn Michaels, Christian landed on his ass...heh. Christian ducks a wild right hand. HBK walks into a face crusher variation. Christian tags out to Rob Van Dam. Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on HBK. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Shawn Michaels fights out of a grapple. Tag to Kevin Nash. Spear by Kevin Nash. Death valley driver by Kevin Nash, Rob Van Dam got planted hard...that was cool. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Nash slams Rob Van Dam. Kevin Nash misses a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Nash is down. Kevin Nash is in big trouble...5-Star Frog Splash...DDT!! 1....2....3! RVD and Christian remain in the ring, celebrating their victory.

World Tag Team:The Dudley Boyz vs Venis and Storm

Storm gets slammed. Running knee lift from D-Von Dudley. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. D-Von drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. D-Von takes a flying neckbreaker from Lance Storm. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Tag between Lance Storm and Val Venis. Lariat, apparently Venis thinks he is Stan Hansen. D-Von backdrops Val Venis out of a piledriver attempt. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley uses a forearm to the face. Flying shoulder tackle by Bubba sends Venis to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Big piledriver on Venis. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Lariat, apparently D-Von thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Val Venis, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Venis slams D-Von Dudley down. Venis tags out to Lance Storm. Storm uses a basement dropkick to the knee. D-Von holds Lance Storm in place. Bubba Ray Dudley charges...but Storm ducks, and in a SHOCKING MOMENT, the clothesline floors D-Von. D-Von Dudley is in trouble. Super Kick! 1....2....3. Venis and Storm climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Overall Ratings:77%