Your Mum Jokes

Right let's here the best ones you've got.

Yer Maw.

Yes that is all. Your Mum jokes are stupid so I just stick with that west of Scotland version. Simple yet effective when used right.

Ur ma.

Tell your mum to stop changing lipsticks, my dick looks like a rainbow.

(R Soul), 24/07/2008 22:51:

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Yer Maw.

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It is a classic. I put this thread up because I was watching Last Comic Standing and they all had to fire Your Mum jokes at each other.

I had sex with you mum.

If i was a mod, i'd ban anyone who posts in this thread.

HIXXY, 7/25/2008 8:01 AM:

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If i was a mod, i'd ban anyone who posts in this thread.

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Including yourself?

Your Mom jokes are beyond the most retarded things in the world. But for the sake of the thread...

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Tell your mum to stop changing lipsticks, my dick looks like a rainbow.

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I asked your mum "What's for lunch?"

She opened up her legs and said "Crabs".

Yo mama is so good looking that I'd have sex with her

I hated God's Pottery from a comedic standpoint but they were gold in the challenge.

HIXXY, 7/25/2008 8:01 AM:

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If i was a mod, i'd ban anyone who posts in this thread.

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append
"Because I have no sense of humor"
to the end of your statement, please and thanks!

Your mom has no sense of humour

wow what a DUMB thing to say!

See what i mean?

Your mom sees what I mean... when I lay the pipe.