Lightweight 'Mines' faithfully follows adventure recipe
Perils aplenty - Fearless Flynn Carsen pulls off amazing escapes to save the world once again
• The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
Sunday, December 03, 2006
TED MAHAR
I n our troubled worldwide ecology, "The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines" is suffused with virtue. Nearly every item in it is recycled from something else. Press materials call this not rehashing but "referencing."
OK. The TNT movie is a reference library.
For those who missed 2004's "The Librarian: Quest for the Spear" -- and also for those who didn't -- "Mines" recycles producer/star Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen, the title bibliophile, a pathological student.
Some scholars make grad school a career without ever getting a degree. Flynn is the reverse. He has 22 Ph.D.s and no inclination to get a job -- or do anything but add to his degree collection.
He is marking time in the Metropolitan Library, a structure of seemingly infinite dimensions, also housing a vast museum, infinitely funded by some vague agency or institution. Bob Newhart plays Flynn's laconic, stuttering boss, and Jane Curtin is the bespectacled, primly articulate chief executive.
Like countless matinee heroes before him, Flynn is required to, literally, save the world from time to time.
Here, as the title tells us, the perpetually sought stash of the monarch of three millennia past is yet again the goal of a trek replete with colorful guys good and bad, spectacular landscapes and nonstop perils that would ravage the constitution of the hardiest adventurer.
Flynn's 32nd birthday surprise party -- thrown by his mom (Olympia Dukakis) -- occurs early in "Mines," just after he returns from Utah with a fabled ancient crystal skull. So he still has a resilient constitution, which soon proves indispensable.
"Mines" is lightweight, brisk and aimed at the whole family, except for a few bits at the end wherein baddies get the novel and excruciatingly painful deaths they have asked for before our very eyes.
Viewers in groups may want to shout out the references as they occur, but for brevity may want to shorten "The Dr. Indiana Jones Trilogy" to simply "Jones" for the many times it will be uttered. The finale is a virtual tribute to "Lost Ark" and "Temple of Doom."
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TNT's 'Librarian': Farcical fantasy funBy Jonathan Storm
Inquirer Columnist
As our intrepid (and attractive) hero and heroine make their way across the drifting desert sands of northern Kenya, they come across a local dude with a brightly painted face, buried up to his neck.
"Are you all right?" they ask.
"I've been better," he replies.
And so it goes in the wisecracked, thrill-packed, special-effects-stacked foolishness of TNT's The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines, premiering tonight at 8.
Starring Noah Wyle, still boyishly likable after 37 years on ER, and Gabrielle Anwar, 5 feet, 3 inches of charming pluck, it's the sequel to the first Librarian movie, which scored big for TNT on the first Sunday in December two years ago. Quest for the Spear was the highest-rated basic cable movie of 2004.
These films (it seems like a franchise that could go on forever) wear "old-fashioned adventure" on their sleeves, gleefully ripping off anything and everything from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid through Indiana Jones and even Back to the Future.
Wyle plays Flynn Carson, a geek with a daredevil streak, who is curator of a vast museum of mankind's most awesome mysteries. But since half the intended audience wouldn't know what curator meant, the producers call it a library.
Bob Newhart plays Carson's boss, and Excalibur, King Arthur's magic sword, is one of his colleagues, and there's the film's formula: farcical fantasy featuring the kind of movie magic that used to cost millions.
Like Inspector Clouseau's houseboy, Kato, Excalibur greets Carson at the door with a playful jab, and disembodied sword and man do a little battle dance. It's much better than the movie's ultimate human vs. human fight scene, which looks like it was choreographed by the two Jerrys - Springer and Rice.
But who's counting? Any movie that offers dialogue like this is better than most television:
"Did we get a new statue?" Carson asks library personnel director Jane Curtin, as strong boys cart off a life-size figure.
"Steve the guard accidentally looked at Medusa's head," she deadpans. "Turned to stone."
"What covers that?" Carson queries. "Is that health insurance or workman's comp?"
From Medusa's head to Excalibur to Pan's magic flute, the Metropolitan Library stores them all. The Ten Commandments lie forlornly against a wall. Neptune's Trident springs a leak.
But the library's still lacking the Key of King Solomon and all the other mumbo-jumbo that goes with his legendary mines. So when Carson gets a package in the mail containing a mysterious map, he's off to find the mythic wonders.
Bad guys are after them, too. Aren't they always?
The movie opens with impressive helicopter panoramas of southern Utah and a lushly orchestrated score that signal we're in for something a little grander than the usual TV fare.
Carson and a Sioux sidekick are on the trail of the crystal skull, a treasure from Atlantis (maybe the Mormons carried it out to Utah). But, alas, there are more bad guys, and the two rappel down sandstone cliffs into their midst.
"There's at least six of them and there's only two of us, and they got guns," protests the Sioux.
"Relax," replies Carson. "This kind of stuff happens to me all the time."
Actually, despite hippo attacks and a last-second getaway on a cute Kenyan train, it could happen a little more. Return to King Solomon's Mines has its slow points, as Carson, who has 22 academic degrees but not a whole lot of life experience, ponders the early loss of his father.
Still, executive producer Dean Devlin (Independence Day, The Patriot) and director Jonathan Frakes, Star Trek's beloved Cmdr. Riker, don't let too much reality clog up the capers. Alert viewers can spot Frakes in a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang-style, though earthbound, "Honeymoon Bus" that plies the back roads of Kenya, supposed home to the legendary mines, where some of the movie was shot.
It's not often that basic cable travels all the way to Africa for a little local color. The Librarian goes the distance to bring home some cold weather diversion for the whole family.
File it in the card catalog under "fun."
Jonathan Storm |
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The Librarian: Return
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The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
Book-smart adventurer Flynn Carsen is back to save the world once more, and this time he isn't alone
The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
Starring Noah Wyle, Gabrielle Anwar, Olympia Dukakis, Jane Curtin and Bob Newhart
Teleplay by Marco Schnabel
Based on characters created by David Titcher
Directed by Jonathan Frakes
TNT
Premieres Sunday, Dec. 3, at 8 p.m. ET/PT
By Kathie Huddleston
Flynn Carsen (Wyle) is back in action as the book-smart librarian who is charged with keeping safe humanity's greatest secrets, which are hidden beneath the Metropolitan Library. After an adventure to retrieve the Crystal Skull from the Lost City of Atlantis, Flynn heads off to visit his mother (Dukakis), only to find himself in the middle of a surprise party for his 32nd birthday. Even his "Uncle" Jerry (Robert Foxworth), a friend of his father's, is there. It brings back memories for Flynn, who lost his father when he was 32.
There's no denying this sequel is a fun romp ...
Later that night, at his apartment, Flynn opens a package he received from Egypt. He has only moments to glance at the ancient scroll inside before he's attacked and the scroll is stolen. Flynn calls library curator Judson (Newhart), who sheds some light on the scroll. Judson believes the artifact is actually a map to the location of King Solomon's Mines and the Key of Solomon, a mystical book that is believed to have the ability to summon the powers of the underworld and to bend space and time. Unfortunately, it can also destroy the world if it falls into the wrong hands.
Flynn heads off once again to save the world. His first stop is Casablanca, where Judson believes Flynn will find the legend to the map. What Flynn discovers first, however, is a pretty archaeologist named Emily Davenport (Anwar), who is just as smart, if not smarter, than he is, and she has the Ph.D.s to prove it. Emily is searching for evidence that the Queen of Sheba once ruled Africa, but it doesn't take long for her to get caught up in Flynn's quest for the map's legend and the location of King Solomon's Mines.
Unfortunately, the bad guys, led by Gen. Samir (Erick Avari), are hot on their trail. Flynn and Emily attempt to stay one step ahead of their pursuers while their search takes them to the Breasts of Sheba and the All-Seeing Eye. As Flynn gets closer to his goal, so does his enemy, who will stop at nothing to turn back time and change the past.
Wyle's charm triumphs again
When TNT's The Librarian: Quest for the Spear premiered two years ago, few would have predicted that it would be ranked as ad-supported cable's top movie of the year. However, what made the film more than just a Raiders of the Lost Ark knockoff was Noah Wyle's charm as Flynn Carsen.
In the sequel, Wyle manages to keep intact Flynn's sense of wide-eyed wonder at how the real world operates, all while using his massive education and occasional lack of physical coordination to save the day. It's a welcome return for the character, off on another fast-paced, silly adventure in a story filled with plot holes and humorous dialogue.
While the film's success rests on Wyle's shoulders, Gabrielle Anwar is quite good as Emily. Their chemistry works nicely, as does Wyle's chemistry with the wonderful Bob Newhart. While Jane Curtin and Olympia Dukakis are underused, Robert Foxworth offers a rich characterization as Uncle Jerry.
As for the story, most of the action is just an excuse for Flynn and Emily to wander through ancient tombs and down secret passageways, and to figure out cryptic clues. King Solomon's Mines could just as easily be the Ark of the Covenant or any other ancient relic. Still, Librarian 2 is nicely directed by Jonathan Frakes, and it holds together as long as you don't think about it too hard. The film was partially filmed in Africa and Frakes manages some lovely shots of the country.
It all makes Librarian 2 look bigger than it should on a TV budget. And while one has to wonder why the heck it's called "Return" rather than "Quest" or "Search," there's no denying this sequel is a fun romp that bodes well for a Librarian franchise.
Yes, Flynn Carsen comes from the Destructive School of Archaeology (developed by Indiana Jones), which believes no ancient tomb should be left intact after a visit from the hero. And yes, the world would be a safer place if the hero didn't lead the bad guys to the ancient artifacts that have the potential to destroy it. But what the heck? What fun is it if the world isn't put in jeopardy every once in a while? —Kathie
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